Everything to up the business
A woman standing in line at the Post Office sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter, methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As each one is stamped, he takes out a perfume bottle, sprays them, and drops them down the mail slot.
Her curiosity getting the better of her, she asks him what he's doing. "Well," he says, "I'm sending out Valentines." "Just how many women do you know?" "Ummm, well, they're not from me, they're from 'A Secret Admirer.'" "And why?" pursues the woman. "It's my job," the guy mutters. "I'm a divorce attorney." |
haha
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Bastard... that's a good idea!
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