Ella

Top 10 Signs Your Son is Too Old to Breastfeed

1. He can open your blouse by himself.
2. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
3. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
4. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
5. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
6. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
7. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
8. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
9. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
10. Beard abrasions on areola.

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cameroncrazy822

Oh no! That is some sick stuff but nonetheless very funny. I think many years of therapy should be an addendum to the bottom of the list. Also, beware of serial killer.

Kazic

man thats some messed stuff. funny though.

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Latch

dude.. that's so wrong.

but funny.. oh jeez.. can't believe I laughed at some of that hehe

loganmule

these are great, and my wife will use them on her job, which is supervising fsw's