linkinp800

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
My karma ran over your dogma.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack Ambition.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
Welcome to Texas, now go home.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
I is a college student.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Eschew obfuscation.
Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Is there life before coffee?
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I Cayman went.
My other wife is beautiful.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
Geez if you belive in honkus.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Who cares who's on board?
No radio. Already stolen.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
Exxon Suxx.
Honk if you love cheeses.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
So many pedestrians, so little time.

yoda77

that just about covers em all

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Journeyman

I brake for tailgaters.

brianna

i have one on my car that says "i'm a fucking genius" . it's from www.unamerican.com they have a bunch of great stickers.

CSflim

Honk if like peace and quiet

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streak_56

Tuff Schist.... geology joke.... sorry no more to come

choskins

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* W- How can a letter have three syllables?

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"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
- Sigmund Freud

taylorspl

I liked these went kinda like this:

"If 10% is good enough for god, than why not the government?"

"Stop inbreeding, ban country music"

Speed_Gibson

the bumper sticker on my last car ('93 Tercel) that I found in the gift shop of the St. Augustine Ripley's Believe it or Not:
I love cats, they taste just like chicken
got some great responses the years I owned that car.

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Started talking to yourself I see.
Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation.

Black Adder

hu-man

Horn broken, watch for finger.

denim

I found a bumper sticker that said

"Peace on Earth, Good Will Toward Men"

and chopped off the last "n".

Redlemon

Dorothy: Hate you, hate Oz, taking the slippers. Toto.

icy_ca

So many cats, so few recipes.

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After all is said and done,
more is said than done.

optik_nerve

Ankh if you love Isis.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.



Nobody died when Clinton lied.

willdabeast

Keep honking. I'm reloading.

Hang up and drive

-Will

Tophat665

Couple I would like:
"Jesus thinks you're a jerk"
"Tax the Self Righteous"
"The Christian Right is Neither"
"Tax The Churches"
"When GOD said 'Thou Shalt Not Kill', I think He meant it."
"One Day I will be a Decrepit Polack, and I won't be infallible either."
"I love Children, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."
"If they ban marriage, only outlaws will have in-laws"

That's Gneiss.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Eric640

"I don't pull out."

Journeyman

Reminds me of a person I know who had a good saying. "Good friends show up at 3 am to bail you out of county. True friends are sitting next to you saying 'Man we fucked up.'"

nogoodreason

It's a stoplight. Not a choice.

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I'm not sarcastic. I mean it.

StormBerlin

"The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own"

I saw this driving home from work one night.

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"if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

Sion

I brake for beer.

I brake for hallucinations.

Yuck Fou!

one to put on the front bumper, so it can be read in the rear view by the jerk in front of you: "?elohssa, rewols yna og uoy dluoC"

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

DDDDave

These were mentioned earlier, but I saw them on each side of the rear bumper of a classic VW microbus.... (Left) "GAS, GRASS, or ASS...Nobody rides for free" (Right) Don't laugh, your wife may be in here"

And my all time favorite - " I don't have to be dead to donate my organ"

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I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe...

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau

"Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

bluebenhsg

i got one,

"honk if youe never seen an uzi fired from a car window"

all great stickers, good post

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You shot who in the what now?!

prb

You can trust the Federal Government. Just ask an Indian.

kurtisj

lol. that caught me offguard

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Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

KMA-628

My favorite:

Yes, this is my truck
and, No, you can't use it to move.

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Before you criticize someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry at you.......you're a mile away.......and they're barefoot.

uffjohn

That's a lotta good ones I love www.unamerican.com too, lotsa great ones there as well.

iliketoast

USMC Sniper : Don't try and run, you'll just die tired.

MovieNut

that's a great collection, and some classic responses

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I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven ?

bullmoose

My current fav: WHAT WOULD OZZIE DO

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Rehab is for quitters.

bullmoose

Misspelled Ozzy didnt' I.

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Rehab is for quitters.

NorCal_DC4

HAHAhaaaa! I love it!
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"Honk if you love noise pollution."

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frankx

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill it.

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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

lazyaznguy

..

Quadraton

Hmmm.....

<idea forms in Quadraton's head>

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"A witty saying proves nothing"
- Voltaire

mvassek

Cats, the other white meat.

How much better would you drive with your phone shoved up your a$$?

Get in, Sit down, Shut Up, and Hold on!

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Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time.

I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit.

It made a nice grease rag!

00111000

My favorite is still

Jesus saves, but Espo scores on the rebound!!!!!

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- And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! -

CoachAlan

- Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
(from a Simpsons episode)

- Curb your Dogma
(spotted at Mardi Gras)

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"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain

far2bored

In small print: Would you like a saddle to ride my ass with?

My ass hurts, mind if I ride yours for a while?

I Brake for Fun

I'd rather be fucking your wife!

...Just a few I've either seen on the road or in my head...

mofonyx

LOL!
Who's Espo? :P Funny!