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Old 07-17-2004, 05:24 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Tuff Schist.... geology joke.... sorry no more to come
That's not gneiss....
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Old 07-28-2004, 07:41 PM   #42 (permalink)
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"Buck Fush"



The most recent one that I have seen that I thought was funny.
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Old 07-29-2004, 06:21 PM   #43 (permalink)
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friends don't let friends play out of tune


/band nerd
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:10 PM   #44 (permalink)
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What would Scooby Doo?
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My wife got mad when I used the word "shit" but to me that is what her cooking tastes like.
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Old 07-30-2004, 12:45 AM   #45 (permalink)
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"Which rotten bastard put the "S" in LISP
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Old 07-31-2004, 10:30 AM   #46 (permalink)
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my personal favorite is

Keep working millions depend on you
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Old 08-01-2004, 03:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
On my old knock around pickup truck...SHIFT HAPPENS.
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:48 AM   #48 (permalink)
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My fav is "Honk is broken, watch for finger."
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:14 AM   #49 (permalink)
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"YEEHAW!" is not a foreign policy.
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Old 08-09-2004, 04:24 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Ah, still love my favorite (Ghostbusters):

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
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Old 08-11-2004, 07:30 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Location: BFE, Oklahoma, USA
How about:

Salmon- the other pink meat
I gave up abstinance for lent
My next wife will be normal
MY GIVE-A-SHIT meter is in the red
Blow me - I'm irish

and my all time favorite...

Stupidity is not a crime - You're free to go.







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Old 08-13-2004, 05:57 AM   #52 (permalink)
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I saw this one yesterday

"Vegetarians Taste Better"
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Old 08-13-2004, 03:02 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Location: Southern California
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
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Old 08-13-2004, 08:59 PM   #54 (permalink)
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All of the ones here.
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Just ask her why the hell she got rid of all the meat... and then tell her you'd rather die young with a cheeseburger in your hand and a smile on your face than old with a grimace and a refrigerator full of rabbit food.
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:00 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:12 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2004, 11:40 AM   #57 (permalink)
<Insert wise statement here>
 
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Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
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Old 08-15-2004, 07:56 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I is a college student.
Hahaha, sorry about not adding new ones, but this one is fantastic
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:06 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I found Jesus. He was stealing cans out of the recyling.
I found Jesus., he was blowing your mother
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:30 PM   #60 (permalink)
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My Favorite.......
My Boss is a Fucking Asshole !!!
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Old 08-16-2004, 10:49 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Cats Flattened While You Watch.
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Old 08-17-2004, 10:23 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I like:
Get out of my gene pool!
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Old 08-17-2004, 11:27 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I found Jesus. He's in the trunk.
Unless you're a hemmroid, get off my ass.
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