mofonyx

There was this guy who loved his girlfriend so much he tattooed her name "Wendy" on his penis. However, the tattoo can only be seen when erected. When it isn't erected, only Wy is seen.

Because he loved his girlfriend so much, he decided to take her to Jamaica. He visited one of the public toilets there and accidentally got a peek at his neighbour's penis while taking a leak. He couldn't help but notice that he had the same 'Wy' tattoo.

So he said "I can't help but notice we have the same tattoo on our penis! Is your girl's name Wendy too?"

The Jamaican man said "Oh no, mine says .....


Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice daY"

Jackebear

I remember that one from years ago...thanks for the reminder.

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DEI37

Ouch!

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tekaweni

Oh thats brilliant. And yeah... ouch!

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