bobby

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"


"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

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Dilbert1234567

ow.....

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Slauncha Man

Personally, I would rather die in the fire.

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SixEdxMia

Now see .... if the wife were dragged to the garage(tit in a vice?) for being the cheater..... this woulda been better. (not guys fault his wife a whore?)

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cameroncrazy822

Yep, I totally agree!

Destrox

I'd just release the vice... but thats just me :P

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You bore me.... next.

Eviltree

Exactly what I was thinking.... Now if there was superglue involved.

Jackebear

Good one. He deserves it.

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nash

That's genious! He's too smart to be a construction worker, unless maybe its mafia affiliated...

Kazic

hah I was thinking just turn the vice.

or you use the tools remove the vice and leave with it.

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affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in
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to repetitive electronic music."
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flagpole

memories of mad max in this joke

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Viking1064

I was thinking the same thing about releasing the vice.

Seer666

Death by fire, cut off your dick.... That is a hard call to make.....

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Bad spellers of the world untie!!!

I am the one you warned me of

I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

macmanmike6100

lol, amazing; that was good

doubleaught

just don't drop it!