WORSE THAN DEATH
 

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"


"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

:crazy: :eek: :crazy:

ow.....

Personally, I would rather die in the fire.

Now see .... if the wife were dragged to the garage(tit in a vice?) for being the cheater..... this woulda been better. (not guys fault his wife a whore?)

Yep, I totally agree!

I'd just release the vice... but thats just me :P

Exactly what I was thinking.... Now if there was superglue involved.

:lol:
Good one. He deserves it.

That's genious! He's too smart to be a construction worker, unless maybe its mafia affiliated...

hah I was thinking just turn the vice.

or you use the tools remove the vice and leave with it.

memories of mad max in this joke :)

I was thinking the same thing about releasing the vice.

Death by fire, cut off your dick.... That is a hard call to make.....

lol, amazing; that was good

just don't drop it!