slimshaydee

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to cram into that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no new plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologises for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

And finally to all the married men out there, if at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to the first time?

KellyC

some really tough questions there....

Jackebear

That is a stand-up comedy routine waiting to happen.

Some funny observations.

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blkdmnd

true, all true.

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cchris

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

I'm notorious for that.

What a great list.

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bluebenhsg

ive got a question that i thought was funny, somewhat along those lines

if a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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small one

Why don't you see signs saying "DRY PAINT"

fizzledorf

it's so true!!

Mehoni

1) Yes!

2) Guilty as charged.

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mattgical

If "PRO" is good, and "CON" is bad, is CONGRESS the opposite of PROGRESS?

Sion

some of that is from stand-up comedy routines.

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