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Reese 05-05-2004 06:30 AM

Women golfing
 
Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies quietly with his hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still hurts like hell."

Paradise Lost 05-05-2004 07:20 AM

Hmm, I wonder if that'll work the next time I'm out on the links.

FaderMonkey 05-05-2004 09:45 AM

It seems so stupid, but I'm still laughing :lol:

KellyC 05-05-2004 11:10 AM

It's an old one but still made me laugh my arse off. :lol:

Destrox 05-05-2004 11:20 AM

Dang.. I thought I had this one guessed too. Funny Stuff.

Gortexfogg 05-05-2004 01:41 PM

Didn't expect the thumb, nice one!

CamaroRS1967 05-05-2004 05:31 PM

Slick joke...

drag0nmanes 05-05-2004 06:12 PM

Heh, didn't expect that one. It mangled to get a but of a chuckle out of me....


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