The speeding ticket.
 

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That is not only funny as hell, but so very wonderfully pleasing...

Excellent post.

ahahhaahahah excellent!

:D

lol that was great!

Lucky guy. I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket. Then again, I have also never been quite that clever...

YES! THERE IS JUSTICE! Lucky for this guy the guy who filled it out was in a little bit of a rush.

that guy is a frekin genius!! thanks for the post!

Ahh...I can see why only its a couple replies and its already 5 star. It is 5 star quality :thumbsup:

That gave me a few laughs!

Good one!

They probably read his reply and decided to drop it out of having such a good laugh.

I sure did.

Hilarious! That's some of the funniest stuff ever.

I fought a ticket one time when the cop filled out the form all wrong. The only thing he had right was the DL #.

Know what the judge said? That will be $120. son.

Thats pretty damn hilarious!

I went to court with a ticket bearing similar mistakes and the judge looked at the cop and said "I guess it just wasn't your day, huh?" and let me go. But that's not important, what is important is that this post is damn funny. thanks.

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DAMN FUNNY!!! 5*'s!!!

Very funny indeed. Though it wouldn't have surprised me in the least if they had've pursued it. I'd never have the balls to go quite that heavy on the sarcasm. And I love using sarcasm.

I remember, 20 years ago being 19 (legal drinking age in Canada) and the police charged me with underage drinking (we were sitting in the school parking lot). He saw my I.D. but couldn't calculate the correct age and thought I was still 18. I just shut up and let him give me a ticket. Went to the cop shop the next day and said I don't think I'll be paying for this ticket and showed them my license.

Gotta love these silly cops.

that is outstanding

Great post, thanks! I'm surprised they didn't charge him with something to the likes of 'admitted intent of drag racing' though.

That is just great, maybe when all of those messed up tickets catch up to me I will use an excuse like that

great one! well worth the read...

Excellent post! I agree with the post about three above this. Usually they give you some kind of warning just so they don't look completely stupid.

omfg, that's hillarious, Excellent Work

got lucky with that one, could have been held in contmept I think due to the tone not the content because he was correct.

Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.

That is just plain sweet.

WOW

You can't be held in contempt of court when you aren't in court...
Royally funny joke though, wish I would be so lucky as to have the cops mess up on a ticket of mine

Great read. Very clever indeed.

I got off of a ticket one time because I was going 10 mph over the speed limit through a school zone. However, the ticketing officer wrote down the corner where she actually stopped my car. So, me doing 35 in a 35 looked really silly on the ticket. =)

OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever read!

hahaha that's great!