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JadziaDax · 05-07-2003, 01:45 AM

Tyson One-Liners:

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!

Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.

New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!!

They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!"

Can't beat um...Eat um!!!!

If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite?

In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.

Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

YELLOW450 · 05-07-2003, 06:37 AM

Mike will never live that down. Good stuff.

mirevolver · 05-07-2003, 10:17 AM

Tyson lends himself to so much abuse. Quite frankly, I think it's a good thing, otherwise we'd focus on the stupid things other celebraties do.

Cuball · 05-07-2003, 10:24 AM

boxing ... nice jokes about tyson though :-)

05-07-2003, 01:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - May 7 Tyson One-Liners: Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!! Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two! Tyson's favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson....instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh'd in the third!!!" Can't beat um...Eat um!!!! If Tyson fights Golatta, is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!!!!! Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!

05-07-2003, 10:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Tyson lends himself to so much abuse. Quite frankly, I think it's a good thing, otherwise we'd focus on the stupid things other celebraties do. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-07-2003, 10:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	boxing ... nice jokes about tyson though :-) __________________ Let's GO

05-07-2003, 06:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	Mike will never live that down. Good stuff.