eyeronic

P: Que dijo un pirata al otro?

R: Vete a la bergantin!

P.S. I am not a native speaker so please feel free to correct my Spanish.

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I hold with those that favor fire.

tekaweni

..and if anyone does, please also translate so I can read it too!

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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

Latch

I have one w/ a spanish punchline!

A guy goes to a restaurant in Mexico and orders the soup of the day. When the soup comes out the guy sees there's a fly in it struggling to stay afloat. The guy calls over the waiter and says "What's this fly doing in my soup?!?!"

The waiter looks in the bowl and says "nada".

(see.. 'nada' can mean "nothing", but it can also mean "he swims")

bond007

la chiste en espanol no tiene sentido!

Shpoop

estoy de acuerdo con bond007

Crack

google does not know either...

P: That a pirate said to the other?

R: Veto to vergantin!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

eyeronic

It was supposed to be bergantin. Lo siento.

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I hold with those that favor fire.

bond007

ahhh... so now we have...

P: That a pirate said to the other?

R: Veto to the brig!

Shpoop

vete is go, bergantin is brig....still dont get it