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Hehe.

The funniest joke about this thread is that I couldn't find a joke.

It is inherently funny that a joke thread is so serious. :OD

What about jokes about his face or the fact that he thinks he is peter pan.... the man is a living joke

hey watch it there, i kind of laughed at that
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neverland Ranch.

The kids play with rides on Neverland ranch.

Damn, I was hoping to get some Michael jokes

Jay Leno can now tell Michael Jackson jokes according to a federal judge. He was under a gag order earlier and had guest comedians tell Jackson jokes for him.

Yeah, isn't it ironic that Jay Leno can tell MJ jokes on broadcast television, where anyone who is flipping channels might accidently hear one of them and become offended, yet, you can come to and adults only forum, intentionally click on a link for Michael Jackson jokes, and be told they are forbidden?

That is the joke here. censorship of words from people who earn their money from porn. :lol:

I discovered this forum a few months back while i was in baghdad. I thought it was worth spending some time here and checked it out a few times when I was able to. Now that I'm home, I have plenty of time to check it out, but I'm sure hoping there isn't a whole lot more of this self-rightous hypocracy. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by jhkayakr

Jay Leno can now tell Michael Jackson jokes according to a federal judge. He was under a gag order earlier and had guest comedians tell Jackson jokes for him.

Thats fucking bull shit!! some of these sobs need to buy a since of humor , But if it was there son i guesss there due!!

Pay!

Jackson's defense team was going to have Stevie Wonder testify that he didn't see a thing.

Yea the little boy took a tube of Ben Gay and coated his bung hole and made Michaels wee wee burn . Michael is counter suing :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by RoadRage

Jackson's defense team was going to have Stevie Wonder testify that he didn't see a thing.

Best joke in entire thread! Biggest joke is Jackson himself!

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NOT GUILTY???

whats this bull-shit about??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by Ishmal

NOT GUILTY???

whats this bull-shit about??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

A discredited star witness and you're surprised he was found not guilty?

After that, the prosecution's case came down to "but dude, he's WEIRD," and it's not illegal to be strange in this country.

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Originally Posted by shakran

"but dude, he's WEIRD," and it's not illegal to be strange in this country

LOL. fair point.

but,

yer i was surprised...

i thought he'd get convicted of at least one offence...

I think they're OK now, since court action is done.. if not, fell free to delete...

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Target have in common?
A: They both have little boys pants half-off

Q: What do Micahel Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
A: They both like sticking their meat between little buns.

Q: What's the difference between a shopping bag and Micahel Jackson?
A: One's made of plastic and shouldn't be around children. The other's used to carry your groceries.

OJ gets off for murder
Robert Blake gets off for murder
Michael Jackson gets off on child molestation charges
Martha Stewart gets convicted for lying.
WTF???????
Q: Whats 12 and gets Michael Jackson off?
A: A Jury

I can't stand these pro Michael Jackson people. I wasn't shocked he was found not guilty. He's famous. They don't do wrong. OJ! Not guilty. Sometimes I get so mad when this country puts celebrities above the law. :mad:

like most of the confused people so far i also thought the thread was gonna be full of MJ jokes (cause on a side note i likewise belive that no joke should be restricted, especially with the dead baby jokes i tell being my polite ones), but to respond to the latest replies, this case like OJ is amazing cause they DIDNT put a celebrities above the law, they both had pisspoor cases against them that were outright slander in alot of factors and as is becomeing uncommon, the jury did its job. No evidence, No witnesses (that held any water), Plenty of reasonable doubt, you must aquit!

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Originally Posted by Johnny Pyro

I still can't get over the image of that lady releasing 10 white doves (each for the charges against MJ) :crazy:

eih, isn't this a joke thread -.-"

fuck michael jackson he's an idiot

Well, how about this...

Test your parenting skills here [flash]

Who would you be good friends with?

Not from "The Onion" -- from NY Daily News
Disturbing, to say the least

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His brother admits Jacko's 'thing for young children'
BY MICHELLE CARUSO
DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF
Sunday, March 5th, 2006

LOS ANGELES - Jermaine Jackson feared his kid brother Michael might be guilty of child molestation, but backed him at trial because he thought the pop star would commit suicide in prison, according to a bombshell book proposal obtained by the Daily News.

In a tell-all outline shopped to publishers just weeks after Michael's arrest in November 2003, Jermaine described the Pop King as a sometimes out-of-control drug and booze abuser with a calculating mean streak and "a thing for young children."

The eight-page proposal for "Legacy: Surviving the Best and the Worst," lists Michael Jackson's preferred substances as Vicodin, Demerol, codeine, Percocet, cocaine, Jack Daniels and wine.

"Does he really know what he does with these kids?" Jermaine wondered.

"I don't want to tell you my brother's innocent. I am not certain that he is," Jermaine said in the tome-teaser drafted by author Stacy Brown, who co-authored "Michael Jackson: The Man Behind the Mask" with the singer's former publicist, Bob Jones.

But Jermaine's still-unpublished tale is the ultimate insider look at the troubled star.

He admits that the family has protected Jacko's image and says that Jackson also cheats, lies and even changed the color of his skin.

Even the pop star's behavior with his own nephews has left his family "shaken," according to Jermaine. He recounts the family coming together after the death of brother Tito's ex-wife in the mid 1990s and finding Michael sitting on a bed with Tito's young sons and holding them in a disturbing manner.

Jermaine also dished about the singer's bizarre behavior shortly before he surrendered to authorities to face charges in November 2003.

Holed up in a Las Vegas hotel room, Michael calmly watched a "Pinocchio" DVD with his three children in his lap, but he later flew into a rage, trashing the room and breaking every glass, lamp and dish in it.

The protective big brother vowed to help Michael beat the rap because "Michael couldn't survive one day in prison ... He'd commit suicide."

Other bombshell teasers in Jermaine's outline include:

- That during the Jackson 5 days, Michael's brothers feared he was gay. The brothers met lots of women while touring and all eventually fell in love. "But Michael, well, he wasn't interested. We used to quietly say that we couldn't have a gay brother."

- Michael hates Jews because he thinks Hollywood moguls Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen stole the idea for Dreamworks studio, including the boy-on-the moon logo, from him.

"But the Jews are the powerful ones and they have done a lot to put my brother in his place ... just another n-----."

- That a devious and calculating Michael squashed his brothers' solo musical careers.

But the family stood behind Michael despite pain, doubts and misgivings, unwilling to give up on "our little brother."

i just figured out why MJ left Neverland...

according to property documents it's over 15 years old

How do you know it's bed time at the Neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand...

Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

Wow, that's a lot of ped jokes... are they now allowed or something?

For the record, consider this ban repealed. It was BS anyway. I'd like to think that we've got more of a sense of humor now.

Still, though, no pics of kids and nothing overly creepy. If you see either, please report the post.

ahhh, the same jokes over and over and over and over.........