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04-19-2004, 01:17 PM
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It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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Getting pigs to reproduce
One day, the pig farmer went to the veterinarian and asked "Why can't
I get my pigs to reproduce?" The vet replied,"Well, if nature isn't taking care of itself, you're going to have to artificially inseminate them." The farmer, not wanting to admit he doesn't understand this term, says, "Well, how will I know if they are pregnant?" And the vet replies, "They will roll around in the mud." So the next day, the farmer(assuming artificial insemination means he is supposed to impregnate them himself), puts all the pigs in the truck, drives them out in the woods, and has sex with them all. In the morning, he eagerly awakes and looks out the window-the pigs are just standing around as usual. So, the farmer figures one more try will do the trick. He loads them in the truck, drives them into the woods, and has sex with all of the pigs. The next morning, as he looks out the window, nothing has changed-the pigs are not muddy. Finally, the farmer thinks.."Just one more try." Again, he loads them into the truck, drives into the woods, and has sex with all the pigs. The next morning, the man is too tired to look out the window, so he asks his wife to do it. He says, "Well, are the pigs rolling around in the mud?" And his wife replies, "No.....but they're all huddled up in the truck, and one of them is honking the horn"
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