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tekaweni 04-18-2004 11:11 AM

Toddlers' property laws
 
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I ...

Whoops! Sorry! I goofed! Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws,
I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.

T.U.B. 04-18-2004 11:19 AM

HAH! Nice twist there!
lol!

Speed_Gibson 04-18-2004 12:58 PM

just because MS took the GUI and mouse interface ideas from others and made it their own is no reason to....oh wait, never mind carry on.

Kllr Wolf 04-18-2004 06:23 PM

That looks like it came straight form the MS boardroom.

Marburg 04-18-2004 08:10 PM

Zing!

heh, love the punchline

Gortexfogg 04-19-2004 06:08 AM

Toddler or Microsoft, that's some hilarious stuff!

fizzledorf 04-19-2004 06:33 AM

nice twist!

KellyC 04-20-2004 12:19 AM

:lol: -ing my ass of right now. Brilliant twist sir!

telekinetic 04-21-2004 12:56 AM

Funny and true on both points...


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