Toddlers' property laws
 

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I ...

Whoops! Sorry! I goofed! Instead of reading the Toddler Property Laws,
I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan.

HAH! Nice twist there!
lol!

just because MS took the GUI and mouse interface ideas from others and made it their own is no reason to....oh wait, never mind carry on.

That looks like it came straight form the MS boardroom.

Zing!

heh, love the punchline

Toddler or Microsoft, that's some hilarious stuff!

nice twist!

:lol: -ing my ass of right now. Brilliant twist sir!

Funny and true on both points...