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04-14-2004, 10:52 AM
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Psycho
Location: Orlando, FL
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for Yankee fans
As a Yankee fan, I thought this was funny:
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man wearing a Boston Red Sox jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speed boat came racing up holding three men wearing New York Yankees jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Bosox fan from the water. Then using (autographed Jeter) baseball bats, the three heroes in pinstripes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I had heard that there was some bitter hatred between Red Sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth." As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know crap about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?" |
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