Politically Correct
 

hope this isn't a repeat couldn't find it in a search

How to speak about women ... and be politically correct:

- She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

- She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

- She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

- She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She

causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.

- She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

- She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

- She is not a S_UT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

- She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

- She is not a TWO BIT WH_RE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

How to speak about men ... and be politically correct:

- He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE SYSTEM.

- He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

- He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

- He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

- He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

- He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

- He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

- He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.

those are great, thanks

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED

:D my favorite. Thanks man!

man that is so great. Of course you use those as replacements could actually be worse.

I've seen this once before. It's great. I love OVERLY CAUCASIAN and HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

Heeheehee..... *devilish grin*

I like it!

Very nice, thanx!

I usually f'ing hate PC talk, but those are all hilarious spins on old phrases
:lol:

That's fabulous. I feel like I've seen that before but I still laughed when I read it so it's all good.

- He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

Hilarious.

Hahaha I love the Bad Dancer one too.

Some great gems in this one.

My favorite is the liquid grain storage unit.

Reminds me of my roomate: "I have a 6-pack... you just can't see it under my flab!"

nice ones, gave me a chuckle or three

lol, great lines

^^ My boyfriend to a T :p

hehehehe, Im gonna use that line later on :p

I do love those Pectorially Superior women!!!
:D