heh there have been some funny ones.

here are my 2.

Person 1: " say knock knock!"
Person 2: "Knock knock!"
Person 1: "whos there?"

what do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a pool?







Fucked!~

Q. Why does a moon rock taste better than moon dust?

A. Because it's a little meteor!

Oh how I love this joke, thanks for sharing! I am now going to spread it like wildfire with the scientists I work with. :)

At my high school, a special education student comes around and collects the attendence, and he loves telling jokes, here are some of them.

How many legs does a spider have?
9 Legs

Knock Knock
who's there?
Large Mallet
Large Mallet Who?
I'm going to hit you in the head with a large mallet

What does a dog have?
5 legs!

What type of watch does a witch wear?
A Witch Watch

What do you say to a skeleton when he goes on vacation?
Bone Voyage!

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!

why do tampons have strings
so the crabs can bungee jump

The full joke is this: A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a girl with no arms or legs crying near the water. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "No one wants to fuck me, because I don't have arms or legs," she says. Feeling sorry for her, the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "Now you're fucked!"

Did you ever hear about the evil tuna?










He was rotten to the Albacore.... albacore tuna :P