cchris

I beseech thee: Love all, trust a few, screw everyone else

O! Sitteth thou upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.

Without thee, I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if you know what I mean.

Mother, how managest thou to look thy best, and yet thou still feelest fresh?

Out! Out damned cumstain! Out I say!

To be or not to be, that is the large intestine...

Farting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall fart all night till it be morrow.

If you prick us, do we not bleed? Not if thou usest Always, with wings!

When I seest yon hairy arse, methinks, "It's all Greek to me"

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Tophat665

How now, Fellatio? I go to touch myself anon.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Gortexfogg

Clever twists on some classic lines!

Amaras

Thanks for the touch of literary class!

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

Ilow

that's about as classy as this place gets...lol

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris