Hanxter

A Newfie calls 911.

"Hello, is this the RCMP?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling about my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no
marijuana. They swore at Mike and left.

The next day the phone rang at Mike's house.

"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy birthday, buddy!"

Peetster

Sweet!

Stare At The Sun

Nice, very nice.

Redlemon

I heard a similar joke previously about the KGB and hiding diamonds. I liked the last line of that joke better:

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

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SixEdxMia

I thought as I was finishing the joke that I could claim a body in my veggie garden...Save me hours of work...But than maybe they'd find one? and I'd be up shit creek without a paddle.

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blaze

Hahaha beautiful. I gotta tell this to my friend's dad. He loves these jokes.

paj

w00t! newfie jokes are the best, but for the uninitiated (read:not Canadian) the 'newfies' are people from the Newfoundland province of Canada. Its the alabama of canada :P

Ilow

that's great; new one on me.

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bond007

a repeat, but a good one!