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05-05-2003, 06:19 PM
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Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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He's lost his balls...
A guy goes into a state government office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?”
The guy says, “Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam.” “Good,” says the interviewer, “That counts in your favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?” The guy says, “In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn’t affect my ability to work, though.” “Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and we’ll get you started.” The guy says “If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?” “Well, here at the State Department we don’t do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don’t need you here for that.” |
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05-06-2003, 07:28 AM
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Insane
Location: Up my ass
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That punchline is so true.
Great joke.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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