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03-27-2004, 01:29 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Fluffy
Man I wish that Fluffy was my dog!
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. Last edited by Nancy; 03-28-2004 at 03:24 AM.. |
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03-27-2004, 05:44 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Aww...that made me giggle.
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03-30-2004, 02:45 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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What is that on the floor behind Fluffy? Is that a pile of crap?! Bad Fluffy!! Bad!!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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04-13-2004, 10:58 AM
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Insane
Location: Flying over your house
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It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.
For instance at the exact moment you said "This is Fluffy" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in the time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother. The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "This is Fluffy" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust. You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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04-13-2004, 10:08 PM
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Psycho
Location: Canada
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Hehehe, Nice Hitch Hikers Guide Reference there.
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