MadHatder

Friend sent me this one.

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try. She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a shot of Bailey's, and the other a shot of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when she's enthusiastic and he has plans for later.
First he swigs the Bailey's, holding it and swishing it back and forth over his tongue. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he adds the lime juice to mix with the Bailey's.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice. Five seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
With a look of near horror on his face, he turns to her and asks, "Why did you give me such a God-awful combination?"
She whispers in his ear....

"It's called Blowjob revenge"

reverendjay

Also known as a 'Cement Mixer'. Popular favorite for people buying rounds at someone's 21st birthday celebration.

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I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

bacon_masta

that's great

Traff

i've also heard it called gorilla snot

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The rug
it really tied the room together