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saltfish · 03-21-2004, 11:06 AM

Timmy: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. "

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"

Timmy: "Yes, Father, it is."

Priest: "And, who was the woman you were with?"

Timmy: "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

Priest: "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley? "

Timmy: "I cannot say."

Priest: "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

Timmy: "I'll never tell. "

Priest: "Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"

Timmy: "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

Priest: "Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

Timmy: "My lips is sealed."

Priest: "Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"

Timmy: "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Haughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three weeks. Be off with you now."

Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Timmy Says, "Three weeks's vacation and five good leads. "

-SF

FoolThemAll · 03-21-2004, 01:31 PM

Excellent.

Crack · 03-21-2004, 02:24 PM

Oldie, but a goodie!

diddagirl · 03-21-2004, 03:46 PM

hehe..nice ones

saltfish · 03-21-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
Oldie, but a goodie!

That must tell you how young I am, this was the first time I've heard it.

-SF

Nancy · 03-22-2004, 06:37 AM

OMG!

sillygirl · 03-22-2004, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nancy
OMG!

^^what she said^^

Darklight Adept · 03-22-2004, 07:53 PM

ingenious!

small one · 03-25-2004, 02:27 AM

Shall try that myself

H12 · 03-26-2004, 07:53 PM

He he he, Timmy's a smart lil' boy.

Traff · 03-27-2004, 08:14 PM

about time the church gave something back

03-21-2004, 11:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
saltfish !?!No hay pantalones!?! Location: Indian-no-place	Forgive me father... Timmy: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. " The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?" Timmy: "Yes, Father, it is." Priest: "And, who was the woman you were with?" Timmy: "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." Priest: "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley? " Timmy: "I cannot say." Priest: "Was it Patricia Kelly?" Timmy: "I'll never tell. " Priest: "Was it Sheilah O'Brien?" Timmy: "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." Priest: "Was it Kathleen Morgan?" Timmy: "My lips is sealed." Priest: "Was it Fiona Grogan, then?" Timmy: "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Haughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three weeks. Be off with you now." Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Timmy Says, "Three weeks's vacation and five good leads. " -SF

03-21-2004, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
FoolThemAll Walking is Still Honest Location: Seattle, WA	Excellent. __________________ I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

03-21-2004, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Oldie, but a goodie! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

03-21-2004, 03:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	hehe..nice ones __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

03-22-2004, 06:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	OMG! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-22-2004, 07:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Darklight Adept Crazy Location: Houston, Tx	ingenious!

03-25-2004, 02:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Shall try that myself

03-26-2004, 07:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	He he he, Timmy's a smart lil' boy. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

03-27-2004, 08:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
Traff Upright Location: with Rubyee	about time the church gave something back __________________ The rug it really tied the room together