saltfish

Timmy: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. "

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"

Timmy: "Yes, Father, it is."

Priest: "And, who was the woman you were with?"

Timmy: "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

Priest: "Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley? "

Timmy: "I cannot say."

Priest: "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

Timmy: "I'll never tell. "

Priest: "Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"

Timmy: "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

Priest: "Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

Timmy: "My lips is sealed."

Priest: "Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"

Timmy: "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy Haughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three weeks. Be off with you now."

Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Timmy Says, "Three weeks's vacation and five good leads. "



-SF

FoolThemAll

Excellent.

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I wonder if we're stuck in Rome.

Crack

Oldie, but a goodie!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

diddagirl

hehe..nice ones

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-Matthew Arnold

saltfish

That must tell you how young I am, this was the first time I've heard it.

-SF

Nancy

OMG!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

sillygirl

^^what she said^^

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....absence makes me miss him more...

Darklight Adept

ingenious!

small one

Shall try that myself

H12

He he he, Timmy's a smart lil' boy.

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Traff

about time the church gave something back

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The rug
it really tied the room together