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JOKE...NO PIC'S
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!" ![]()
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Thats MR. Muffin Face now
Location: Everywhere work sends me
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thats just wrong..
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Insane
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I like the one where the koala goes into a restaurant, has a meal, stands up and blows the waiter away with a rifle, then walks out. As he's leaving, he tells the manager that "I'm a koala, look it up!"
The manager looks it up and says, "Well I'll be damned. Says here, Koala... eats shoots and leaves." |
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