bobby

A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

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kwoodmex

bwahahahahahaha, oh man that's good.

twilightfoix

funny shit

doomdoom

pretty good

losthellhound

thats just wrong..

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sapphire

funny stuff

mordret

Excellent one, and pretty new ; too bad it's not easily translatable...

small one

Very good

Gortexfogg

Oh man, that's hilarious!!

tim2shady

funny....even for a dictionary joke

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Silverbrain

good one!

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slimshaydee

The Australian version of that is the koala who eats roots and leaves. Root means to copulate...

Unga

hahahahaha
that's a funny one

GM2

I like the one where the koala goes into a restaurant, has a meal, stands up and blows the waiter away with a rifle, then walks out. As he's leaving, he tells the manager that "I'm a koala, look it up!"

The manager looks it up and says, "Well I'll be damned. Says here, Koala... eats shoots and leaves."

Viking1064

That was pretty funny. Tanks for the post.