matthew330

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work


1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

MadHatder

ROFL that's so funny, I'm going to give that to my boss tommorow!

bacon_masta

that's hilarious, haven't seen that before

scarebearjinx

thats fucking awsome dude!!

aarchaon

haha awesome.

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krazykemist

Now being printed and posted in cubicle. Thanks!
Might even make it into an email here in Tech Support

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small one

16 out of 16. Perfect

teseniarkc

If only I could talk my boss into that idea!