St. patrick day....."the troubles" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bobby · 03-17-2004, 07:24 AM

An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"
And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."

drag0nmanes · 03-17-2004, 01:18 PM

Mwa ha ha, didn't see that one coming at al. Good joke.

bparker805 · 03-17-2004, 01:27 PM

Thanks for the chuckle. Thats some good stuff.

aarchaon · 03-19-2004, 04:01 AM

BEST. COMEBACK. EVER.

manalone · 03-20-2004, 02:45 PM

Ironically, he was scottish.

archer2371 · 03-20-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by manalone
Ironically, he was scottish.

But really, Scottish people are just ancestors of the Irish, so it's all good. So really, if you're Scotch/Irish it really should be Irish/Scotch, although that sounds like some sort of obscene drink that you could get drunk just from looking at it.

Xothan · 03-21-2004, 02:52 PM

ACTUALLY...St Patrick was Welsh...

http://www.aoh.com/history/archive/stpatrick.htm

03-17-2004, 07:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	St. patrick day....."the troubles" An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin." __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

03-19-2004, 04:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	BEST. COMEBACK. EVER. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-20-2004, 02:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Ironically, he was scottish. __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

03-17-2004, 01:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	Mwa ha ha, didn't see that one coming at al. Good joke.

03-17-2004, 01:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Thanks for the chuckle. Thats some good stuff.

03-21-2004, 02:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xothan Tilted Location: Athens, GA	ACTUALLY...St Patrick was Welsh... http://www.aoh.com/history/archive/stpatrick.htm