mirevolver

Two guys are walking through a forest when a bear runs out from behind some trees and charges them. The two scared men climb up the nearest tree and hope the wait out the bear.
After the bear has been circling around the tree and clawing at the trunk for a couple of hours, one of the guys decides he's had enough. He pulls some running shoes out of his backpack and begins to replace his hiking boots with them.
The other guy in the tree sees this and says, "Are you crazy, you can't outrun that bear."
The first man replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you."

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ForgottenKnight

LOL GREAT ONE! I like it.

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Darklight Adept

hehe, that's a KICKER...lol, right outta the tree

cchris

Thats good

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fizzledorf

funny, heard it before a bit different, good stuff

mturner333

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