Fremen

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents...


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

CaptainSpeedy

lol !

Eviltree

hah, great punchline

WarWagon

Heh heh heh, I love it.

drag0nmanes

......nice one. Would suck to be stuck in that poor saps position...

HunterDevourer

I would think it'd be worse to be in the father's position, having taught the lad a thing or two to knock up some sheila, not realising it was his own daughter.

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Latch

An oldie but a goodie...

duckduck

Classic.

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bucket

Quality funny, thanks!

cowudders14

Seen it a few times before but it makes me laugh every time!! Thanks!

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justinh28

haha thats funny i dont care who you are

uffjohn

haha that's a new one, thanks

Captain Canada

Oh damn. I dont know what I would do in his situation. Haha.

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losthellhound

hehehe, great stuff, thanks

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NoLa

Bruhahaha...

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your love was sent to me
I'm not sure what to do with it
or where to put it

aarchaon

Poor fella.

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