Romance Novel?
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......you stupid mosquito
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ah, summertime!
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Bloodsucking little bitches! :p
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yeah i guessed it was a mosquito, im not supposed to have dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts... no dirty thoughts :d im getting there...
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The ending surprised me. I like it.
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Hehe, funny stuff.
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damn seagulls...i mean misquitoz
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This one was definately cool. It was hard to get to the punchline without puking, but it was worth it.
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Was not expecting a mosquito. Hehe :D
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wow.. that was hot
yeah, i'd hit it |
*click right, save as* great stuff! :D
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Wow that was funny!
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hahaha, nice
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