What NOT to do during "Return of the King" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

quadro2000 · 12-30-2003, 02:48 PM

Taken from this site (but probably not originated there):

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

skier · 12-30-2003, 03:55 PM

hahaha this is great! almost want to do a few of these

subnet_rx · 12-30-2003, 05:11 PM

yeah, the drinking game will be great when the DVD comes out.

TerresqueÜ · 12-30-2003, 07:11 PM

22. Yell 'Mohammed!' with your party at the end of the movie...inside joke. Good list.

Tiger69z · 12-30-2003, 07:47 PM

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6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Hahahahaha

streak_56 · 12-30-2003, 11:24 PM

Classics

I'm gonna have to try a few of these b/c I am at heart an A-HOLE

Aletheia · 12-31-2003, 10:20 AM

Someone did come to the premire dressed as Luke from SW.

VF19 · 12-31-2003, 07:57 PM

These are really funny.

They originated at www.entmoot.com which is like a fan site for Tolkien.

Eviltree · 01-01-2004, 10:12 PM

hmm, you'd look like a complete fool for most of those. Although I would like to see someone try it.

MexicanOnABike · 01-01-2004, 10:38 PM

if anyone would do something like that .....
... and thats why they should have metal detectors at movie theatre.

KWSN · 01-01-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by TerresqueÜ
22. Yell 'Mohammed!' with your party at the end of the movie...inside joke. Good list.

hahahaha

yeah... that was a good time

tommy thompson · 01-02-2004, 10:55 AM

I would do the drinking game, but damn I had to work when they did all three movies back to back. WTF? I could have been hammered SO badly...

JohnS72 · 01-04-2004, 01:47 PM

Yeah, I think Mr.Anderson ruined LOTR for me. I kept on thinking he was going to pull out his Desert Eagle and put on his earpiece. STupid me:-p

Starfish · 01-04-2004, 11:06 PM

23. At the end of the movie when they kiss sing "Don't wanna close my eyes.... don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing..... " -aerosmith

good list!

Sparhawk · 01-06-2004, 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by quadro2000
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

It worked best for the premiere of the first one, where he said "Welcome to Rivendell..."

My buddy and I both shouted "Mr. Anderson!"

I am positive I am not alone in this.

kopfschuss · 01-06-2004, 09:16 PM

I want to do those. Too bad I already went to see it. The drinking one does sound fun when it comes out though

~springrain · 01-07-2004, 06:15 AM

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[9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.[/B]

*laughing*... "It's Just A Flesh Wound!"

brikellxx · 01-07-2004, 09:06 AM

great post, thanks

txstrosman · 01-07-2004, 01:03 PM

damn, that's some funny shit!!!, thanks

SAM821 · 01-07-2004, 06:18 PM

hahaha!

yep.... im guilty of number 6... couldnt help it

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Originally posted by Starfish
23. At the end of the movie when they kiss sing "Don't wanna close my eyes.... don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing..... " -aerosmith

good list!

I DID THAT ONE TOO!!! how can you not!! awsome

Kaos · 01-09-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by quadro2000

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Hahahahahah

Me and a friend of mine REALLY do that!

uffjohn · 01-15-2004, 03:05 PM

hahahaha that was an awesome list, best laugh I've had in a while thanks

Homey_V · 01-15-2004, 04:59 PM

I saw that a couple weeks ago... Still good the second time around

Good Post

White Cluster · 01-19-2004, 10:04 AM

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

haha.....this is gold

muckluck · 01-19-2004, 12:58 PM

That'll be fun when watching the DVD with people that never saw it.

BuddyHawks · 01-19-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by quadro2000
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11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

[/B]

ROFL!!!

iktoweya · 01-19-2004, 10:18 PM

24. Everytime Gandalf is in a pressing situation yell out "Use your magnetic powers"

fizzledorf · 01-20-2004, 05:33 AM

wow, this would make the movie even better!

da^cheat · 01-21-2004, 12:39 AM

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

ROFLMAO at the lotr fans bashing the poor harry potter fan during the film

Mavric98 · 01-21-2004, 01:43 AM

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

I should have done that

mr_mcrafe · 01-21-2004, 01:51 AM

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Ahahaha that was the best. Mr Anderson was great too

wipeout · 01-22-2004, 07:41 PM

nice very nice

fulkramick · 01-23-2004, 01:25 AM

I wonder if they're trying to revive the spirit of Rocky Horror....
could be!

mbchills · 01-23-2004, 01:49 PM

hahah

Dixie_Wrekked · 01-25-2004, 04:15 PM

that was hilarious, i actually laughed out loud on some of those

CinnamonGirl · 01-27-2004, 02:34 AM

We're FINALLY getting ROTK here next month...I might have to try some of those

dragon2fire · 01-29-2004, 12:00 AM

you shall not pass

thats great

Fenster · 01-29-2004, 09:43 AM

I've got one of my own I'd like to add.

When Sam is carrying Frodo up the mountain to the fires of Doom, did anyone besides me want to start chanting "RUDY! RUDY!"

/sean aston as Rudy for those who did not see the movie.

clifclav · 01-30-2004, 06:21 AM

Very Good ones. Love the Mr. Anderson one.

dy156 · 01-30-2004, 12:50 PM

26. Near the end when all the little Hobbits are on the bed bouncing around, hugging each other and telling each other how much they love each other and smiling gayly at Gandalf, who's smiling gayly back at them, say loudly,

"Isn't that just a little Michael Jacksonesque??!!"

If anyone saw the Saturday night live with Ian McEllan you'll think it's even funnier.

12-30-2003, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
quadro2000 All Possibility, Made Of Custard Location: New York, NY	What NOT to do during "Return of the King" Taken from this site (but probably not originated there): 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. 21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" __________________ You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers

12-30-2003, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	hahaha this is great! almost want to do a few of these __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

12-30-2003, 05:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
subnet_rx Upright	yeah, the drinking game will be great when the DVD comes out. __________________ ESiteNow Web Design

12-30-2003, 07:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	22. Yell 'Mohammed!' with your party at the end of the movie...inside joke. Good list. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

01-01-2004, 10:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	if anyone would do something like that ..... ... and thats why they should have metal detectors at movie theatre. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-30-2003, 11:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Classics I'm gonna have to try a few of these b/c I am at heart an A-HOLE

12-31-2003, 10:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
Aletheia Psycho	Someone did come to the premire dressed as Luke from SW.

12-31-2003, 07:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	These are really funny. They originated at www.entmoot.com which is like a fan site for Tolkien.

01-01-2004, 10:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hmm, you'd look like a complete fool for most of those. Although I would like to see someone try it.

01-02-2004, 10:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	I would do the drinking game, but damn I had to work when they did all three movies back to back. WTF? I could have been hammered SO badly... __________________ ...a wandering soul...

01-04-2004, 01:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	Yeah, I think Mr.Anderson ruined LOTR for me. I kept on thinking he was going to pull out his Desert Eagle and put on his earpiece. STupid me:-p

01-04-2004, 11:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Starfish Tilted Location: Illnois	23. At the end of the movie when they kiss sing "Don't wanna close my eyes.... don't wanna fall asleep, cause I miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing..... " -aerosmith good list! __________________ Evil Milkman: "So I wonder what it would taste like now?" Me: "Like a big floppy penis that hasn't been washed in a couple days."

01-06-2004, 09:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
kopfschuss Upright Location: Birch Bay (AKA Birch Gay)	I want to do those. Too bad I already went to see it. The drinking one does sound fun when it comes out though __________________ ..«•´`•.(•.¸(`•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•).•´`•» ... «•´¨•.¸¸. Kopfschuss .¸¸.•¨`•» ..«•´`•.(¸.•´(¸.•* *•.¸)`•.¸).•´`•» ... Intarweb married to Labyrinth

01-07-2004, 09:06 AM	#18 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	great post, thanks

01-07-2004, 01:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	damn, that's some funny shit!!!, thanks

01-15-2004, 03:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	hahahaha that was an awesome list, best laugh I've had in a while thanks

01-15-2004, 04:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	I saw that a couple weeks ago... Still good the second time around Good Post

01-19-2004, 10:04 AM	#24 (permalink)
White Cluster Addict	11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" haha.....this is gold

01-19-2004, 12:58 PM	#25 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	That'll be fun when watching the DVD with people that never saw it. __________________

01-19-2004, 10:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	24. Everytime Gandalf is in a pressing situation yell out "Use your magnetic powers" __________________ i miss K-Wise

01-20-2004, 05:33 AM	#28 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	wow, this would make the movie even better!

01-21-2004, 12:39 AM	#29 (permalink)
da^cheat Upright	1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" ROFLMAO at the lotr fans bashing the poor harry potter fan during the film

01-21-2004, 01:43 AM	#30 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" I should have done that __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

01-21-2004, 01:51 AM	#31 (permalink)
mr_mcrafe Banned Location: auckland, nz	11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Ahahaha that was the best. Mr Anderson was great too

01-22-2004, 07:41 PM	#32 (permalink)
wipeout Crazy Location: Los BIOS	nice very nice __________________ My memories are of fun and friendship, Of weakness within the strength of youth...

01-23-2004, 01:25 AM	#33 (permalink)
fulkramick Upright	I wonder if they're trying to revive the spirit of Rocky Horror.... could be!

01-23-2004, 01:49 PM	#34 (permalink)
mbchills Insane Location: NJ	hahah __________________ rawr.

01-25-2004, 04:15 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dixie_Wrekked Banned Location: Bryan, Tx	that was hilarious, i actually laughed out loud on some of those

01-27-2004, 02:34 AM	#36 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	We're FINALLY getting ROTK here next month...I might have to try some of those __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

01-29-2004, 12:00 AM	#37 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	you shall not pass thats great

01-29-2004, 09:43 AM	#38 (permalink)
Fenster Upright	I've got one of my own I'd like to add. When Sam is carrying Frodo up the mountain to the fires of Doom, did anyone besides me want to start chanting "RUDY! RUDY!" /sean aston as Rudy for those who did not see the movie.

01-30-2004, 06:21 AM	#39 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	Very Good ones. Love the Mr. Anderson one. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

01-30-2004, 12:50 PM	#40 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	26. Near the end when all the little Hobbits are on the bed bouncing around, hugging each other and telling each other how much they love each other and smiling gayly at Gandalf, who's smiling gayly back at them, say loudly, "Isn't that just a little Michael Jacksonesque??!!" If anyone saw the Saturday night live with Ian McEllan you'll think it's even funnier.