Trip to Bali (nsfw?) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Church · 03-02-2004, 06:47 PM

A Cork radio station was running a competition; words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls. All were unsuccessful until:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: ""Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "...You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan Fuck yourself!"

dfence · 03-02-2004, 09:08 PM

ahah i like it!
now can u give me an example of one that really works???

fatboss · 03-03-2004, 01:57 AM

Brilliant !!!

10/10 for effort!

Chingal0 · 03-03-2004, 04:47 AM

Hahahah excellent

Ilow · 03-03-2004, 07:29 AM

yeah, that's always funny because DJ's are always so egotistical1

bacon_masta · 03-03-2004, 12:02 PM

i'm going to use that somehow

denim · 03-03-2004, 12:56 PM

He shoots, he SCORES!!!

bubbaspike · 03-03-2004, 01:40 PM

*LMAO*

Marburg · 03-03-2004, 06:52 PM

Oh my god!
Classic! ^-^

ritzboi · 03-03-2004, 07:23 PM

Mavric98 · 03-04-2004, 05:34 AM

I still can't stop laughing. That was great.

Gortexfogg · 03-04-2004, 06:55 AM

Oh man, that's hilarious!

Slacks_01 · 03-04-2004, 08:39 AM

why didn't he win the trip?

Shpoop · 03-04-2004, 05:31 PM

that was awesome

toiletraccoon · 03-06-2004, 03:29 PM

thats funny as hell but i don't think its real

tommy thompson · 03-06-2004, 06:23 PM

That's great...wish I could say that to my boss.

mystmarimatt · 03-07-2004, 02:33 AM

heehee... i like that

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 03-08-2004, 08:06 PM

Its so stupid that its funny!

Glad

Iliftrocks · 03-09-2004, 10:40 AM

yuk yuk

sky_driver · 03-12-2004, 01:29 PM

Ha, Ha, ha, that was fu*king funny as all. I am still laughing.

jomom · 03-12-2004, 03:15 PM

baaahahaha

was that on FM96 in london, ON?

Church · 03-12-2004, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jomom
baaahahaha

was that on FM96 in london, ON?

Yep yep!

Church · 03-12-2004, 10:42 PM

Hehe, I was just lookin over the site and I found a humourous spelling mistake.

"Register to be an FM96 Freeloader for your chance to qualify for a getaway to the Tockies! That means return flight to Calgary, all necessary ground travel, 3 nights hotel accommodation at Banff Caribou Lodge, and 3 days on the slopes at Sunshine Village Ski and Snowboard Resort."
http://www.fm96.com/station/contests.cfm

03-02-2004, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Trip to Bali (nsfw?) A Cork radio station was running a competition; words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, my name's Dave." DJ: "Dave, what's your word?" Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'." DJ: "...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!" The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls. All were unsuccessful until: DJ: "96FM, what's your name?" Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff." DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?" Caller: ""Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'." DJ: "...You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller: "Smee again! Goan Fuck yourself!" __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them. Last edited by Church; 03-03-2004 at 10:12 PM..

03-03-2004, 01:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	Brilliant !!! 10/10 for effort! __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

03-03-2004, 04:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	Hahahah excellent __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

03-03-2004, 07:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	yeah, that's always funny because DJ's are always so egotistical1 __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

03-03-2004, 01:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
bubbaspike Psycho Location: neither here, nor there	LMAO __________________ Y'all watch this.......

03-02-2004, 09:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
dfence Upright	ahah i like it! now can u give me an example of one that really works???

03-03-2004, 12:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	i'm going to use that somehow

03-03-2004, 12:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	He shoots, he SCORES!!!

03-03-2004, 06:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Marburg Crazy Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	Oh my god! Classic! ^-^ __________________ Ask a simple question... get pain.

03-04-2004, 05:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	I still can't stop laughing. That was great. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

03-04-2004, 06:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Oh man, that's hilarious!

03-04-2004, 08:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	why didn't he win the trip?

03-04-2004, 05:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	that was awesome

03-06-2004, 03:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
toiletraccoon Upright Location: beautiful NJ	thats funny as hell but i don't think its real

03-06-2004, 06:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	That's great...wish I could say that to my boss. __________________ ...a wandering soul...

03-03-2004, 07:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
ritzboi Upright	lol

03-07-2004, 02:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	heehee... i like that __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

03-08-2004, 08:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Its so stupid that its funny! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

03-09-2004, 10:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	yuk yuk __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

03-12-2004, 01:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	Ha, Ha, ha, that was fu*king funny as all. I am still laughing.

03-12-2004, 03:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
jomom is a sexy bitch Location: Canada Eh?	baaahahaha was that on FM96 in london, ON? __________________ There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

03-12-2004, 10:42 PM	#23 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Hehe, I was just lookin over the site and I found a humourous spelling mistake. "Register to be an FM96 Freeloader for your chance to qualify for a getaway to the Tockies! That means return flight to Calgary, all necessary ground travel, 3 nights hotel accommodation at Banff Caribou Lodge, and 3 days on the slopes at Sunshine Village Ski and Snowboard Resort." http://www.fm96.com/station/contests.cfm __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.