the last "winter" joke
 

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

:D :eek: :D

Hehehe!

It's pretty sad if she has to ask for it!

lol, that was pretty good, how does warming his ears work?

Its called cunninglingus, do a google search:crazy:

:lol: I get it

Good one!

:D lol great joke.

I've *so* been where she was! :) Cute

omg, thats one of the best jokes ive heard in a long time!! thanks

Never saw it coming