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SADDAM'S SECRET READING LIST -- Special Forces Discover Arabic Editions of 'The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People,' 'Where's Waldo,' and 'Treason' by Ann Coulter Hidden in Underground Library.

DEAN SUPPLIED PAINKILLERS TO LIMBAUGH -- Radio Host's Alleged 'Doctor Shopping' More Extensive Than Known; Former Vermont Gov. and M.D. Refuses Comment, Except to Say: 'Bush Lied About the War.'

MILITARY BRASS ISSUES NEW 'MOST WANTED' DECK OF DEMOCRATS -- Wesley Clark Is Ace of Spades.

PARIS HILTON FAVORED FOR STATEHOUSE AS VOTERS RECALL SCHWARZENEGGER -- 'I'm Voting for Her Myself,' Says Gropinator.

RIDGE ADDS NEW ALERT COLORS -- Warning That Terrorists Are Becoming More Sophisticated and Bold, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge Expands Threat List to Include Colors From Urban Outfitters: Teal, Lime Green, Hot Pink and Robin's-Egg Blue.

BUSH SAYS WEAPONS FOUND -- 'Saddam Hid Them in North Korea,' President Avers.

SADDAM VIDEO CACHE -- Hidden Bunker Reveals Deposed Dictator's Favorites Included 'George of the Jungle,' 'Pirates of the Caribbean,' 'The Amazing Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley.'

RED SOX CHANGE TEAM NAME IN DESPERATE BID TO AVOID CURSE -- 'Boston Yankees' Expected to Mount Strong Challenge in AL East.

LAURA BUSH EYES N.Y. SENATE RUN -- 'W' to Bill: 'My Wife Can Overthrow Your Wife.'

GREENSPAN WARNS AGAINST 'IRRATIONAL HIRING' -- Does Falling Unemployment Threaten Recovery?

SEALED DEAN PAPERS CONSIST ENTIRELY OF DOODLES -- 'Bush Lied About the War' Is Most Common Message of Scribbles.

NEW BUSH FOREST-FIRE PLAN: FEWER TREES -- National Forests Full of Combustible Material, Administration Warns.

BUSH WON '92 RACE, SUPREME COURT RULES -- Surprise Decision Throws '04 Race Into Turmoil.

WACHOWSKI BROS. PLAN "MATRIX 4: THE ERROR MESSAGE" -- New Film Will Consist Entirely of Monologue by Laurence Fishburne as Matrix Program Fails to Boot Up.

MUSIC DOWNLOADERS TO BE HELD AS 'ENEMY COMBATANTS' -- Copyright Piracy 'Materially Aids' Terrorism, Ashcroft Says.

BAGHDAD BOB TO DEBUT AS FOX NEWS HOST -- Murdoch Calls Latest Hire 'Strong, Unbiased.'

DEMS VOW FILIBUSTER AGAINST JUDGE JUDY NOMINATION -- Bush Calls Foes of High Court Nominee 'Anti-Feminist.'

CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES DIVORCES PRINCE CHARLES -- Prince of Wales Protests: 'We're Not Married!'

JOEY MARRIES ROSS IN 'FRIENDS' SHOCKER -- Rachel to Elope With Barman Gunther in Final Episode; Phoebe to Become CEO of Enron.

SADDAM'S MEDICINE CHEST OF DOOM -- Toppled Honcho Kept Stockpiles of Preparation H, Gas-X, Rid in subterranean lair.

STEINBRENNER OFFERS TO BUY SELIG -- Baseball Commissioner Would Report to Yankees' Owner; Lottery Proposed for Runner-Up in World Series.

FRENCH COURT RESCINDS LOUISIANA PURCHASE -- New Orleans, St. Louis, Chicago, Denver All Renamed 'Chirac.'

unoaman

You know acostello...you obviously went to some troulb to post this thread, but apparently people thought it good enough to look at, but not comment on...thats a damn shame. there is some pretty good stuff in here, and deserves more than a glance, and perhaps even a little thought...but I am far too busy, so will just say, thanks for the effort...

NoSoup

RED SOX CHANGE TEAM NAME IN DESPERATE BID TO AVOID CURSE -- 'Boston Yankees' Expected to Mount Strong Challenge in AL East.



Haha... good post

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pocon1

I liked it, I don't remember seeing it back then.

Acetylene

My favorite was hiding the weapons in North Korea, plus the medicine chest of DOOM. Obviously Saddam was prepared to be sharing close querters with lousy men who ate beans!

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Gabbyness

The one about NK is hilarious.