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Iraqi Information Minister Classic Quotes
Ok, so, i didn't know whether to put this in politics or humor, but i just laughed so hard when i read this.
I can't link to it directly, so if you want to read it, just scroll down to 'Iraqi Information Minister Classics' at
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Iraqi Information Minister Classics
There are 30 quotations in this topic:
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Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish mercenaries the taste of definite death! We have drawn them into a quagmire and they will never get out of it!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
I speak better English than this villain Bush!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
I triple guarantee you, there are no American infidels in Baghdad!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any longer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
My feelings—as usual—we will slaughter them all!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds! The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious! The fighting continues.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They are nowhere near the airport! They are lost in the desert! They cannot read a compass! They are retarded!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They are sick in their minds! They say they brought 65 tanks into center of the city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They fled! The American louts fled! Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. We had not anticipated this.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion. They are trying to sell to the others an illusion.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
They will come and we will slap them about the head and then kick them on their backsides when they leave!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all! Where did they bring them from?
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
On surrender of Iraqi troops
Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We are not afraid of the Americans! Allah has condemned them! They are stupid! They are stupid and they are condemned!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We have them surrounded in their tanks.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair! There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
We will kill them all!...Most of them.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Whenever we attack, they retreat. When we pound them with missiles and heavy artillery, they retreat even deeper. But when we stopped pounding, they pushed to the airport for propaganda purposes.
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
Yes, the American troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them!
—Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
Iraqi Minister of Information, 2003
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02-23-2004, 01:48 PM
