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Madge goes to her lawyer seeking a divorce from her loving husband, Tom. Her lawyer asks if she stills loves him and she admits she does, very much so. But she said all he wants to do is have sex, repeatedly, up to 8 times a day.

The lawyer suggests Madge charge Tom for the activity and that may deter him from his indulgance. Having giving it much thought feels that may ease her plight.

Upon arriving home from work, Tom goes right at with Madge who's preparing dinner. She stops him and say, "Honey, from now on it's $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room & $50 in the bedroom!"

Tom agrees and pays her $50. As Madge is heading for the boudoir, Tom stops her and says, "That will be the kitchen."

troit

And women think they can get one past horny men....c'mon now!

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Slacks_01

hehe, didn't get it at first, then i did!

theemaan

Took me a second--I guess I'm slow today

Ilow

lol, funny

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thedrake

great post

KellyC

Hahahaahah. horny and cheap. Hard to beat.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Gortexfogg

Hilarious!

rsl12

rats, still too expensive for me

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