bobby

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

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thedrake

it was okay

drag0nmanes

Hahaha, I found it to be a pretty good one. Heard it before, but still works for me...

mystmarimatt

awww, shucks.

That's a knee-slapper.

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Dilbert1234567

only 3 replys, this is a riot

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