A Day in the Life of a Single Woman
 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

great, heard it before, different variation though, the cashier said it
got a laugh though

Hahaha...that's so sad...

I heard it before with the cashier making the comment to a guy and saying "...because you're fuckin' ugly" Still funny, though

hehe

Good one +

harsh

I used this joke on a friend while giving him a ride to the store for groceries... Funny Stuff!

zing! good stuff

hehe.

Almost sounds like something you'd hear in the movie 'Clerks'. :)

hahaha I heard this a while ago and when I told my friends, they couldn't stop laughing.

haha its funny when you make fun of ugly people

Heard before, but still funny