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Old 02-15-2004, 06:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Afterlife

A couple made a deal that which ever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.

Mary... Mary....

Is that you Fred?

Yes, I have come back like we agreed.

What is it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty all afternoon Supper-then sex till late at night, Sleep then start all over again.

Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.

Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Texas.
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Old 02-15-2004, 11:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, thats funny
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Old 02-15-2004, 11:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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cute
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Old 02-15-2004, 12:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, didn;t expect that ending
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Old 02-17-2004, 09:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ha shirley maclaine was right. cute one thanks
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