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Old 02-13-2004, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Think a gallon of gasoline is expensive?

Think a gallon of gasoline is expensive?
This makes one think, and puts things in perspective.





Diet Snapple...16oz. $1.29..............$10.32 a gallon

Lipton Ice Tea...16oz. $1.19............$9.52 a gallon

Gatorade...20oz. $1.59....................$10.17 a gallon

Ocean Spray...16oz. $1.25..............$10.00 a gallon

Brake Fluid...12oz. $3.15.................$33.60 a gallon

Vick's Nyquil...6oz. $8.35.................$178.13 a gallon

Peptol Bismol...4oz. $3.85...............$123.20 a gallon

Whiteout...7oz. $1.39.......................$25.42 a gallon

Scope...1.5oz. $0.99........................$84.48 a gallon





And this is the real kicker



EVIAN water...9oz. $1.49..................$21.19 a gallon. $21.19 a gallon for WATER- and the buyers don't even know the source.



So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, Peptol Bismol or Nyquil.
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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be glad your car doesn't run on water
hahaha thanks Bill!
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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ahhaah! (y):> good shit.... but you can get tap water for .000#.
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Difference being I do not need an average of 20 gallons of Evian per week to get to work
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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nice good to know
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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interesting.... well thought out
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I think they need to tax bottles of water to fix the money crunch this country is in.......
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Old 02-17-2004, 04:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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interesting factoids...
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Old 02-17-2004, 04:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Evian water is shit.

Pellegrino is where it is at. For a gallon, my trusty windows calculator says that it is $10.88 dollars a gallon.

I believe that I have consumed well over 50 gallons of Pellegrino, bringing my grand total to at least $544.26. Isn't that special.
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Evian is a french water by origin
The spring is located the French Alps

the fact that it is so expensive is merely because it gets imported and marketed as a superior water, a luxury water if you will...

In europe Evian isn't all that big actually ...
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think I should be saving my money and drinking more gasoline according to those numbers...
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Old 02-17-2004, 07:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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A gallon of Nyquil...that could get interesting.
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Old 02-17-2004, 08:51 AM   #14 (permalink)
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If you go to any farm supply store they sell 1 gal. jugs of Peptol Bismol for $10. Marketed for livestock but made by the same company on the same machine. They just know that people will pay more for it in a small bottle.

Of course if you need a gal. of it you might have a more serious problem than money :-/
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Old 02-17-2004, 09:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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A gallon of Nyquil...that could get interesting.
Doing My Best Bill Murray Voice: I probably shouldn't have drank all that cough syrup. hehehe
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Old 02-17-2004, 06:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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[quote]EVIAN water...9oz. $1.49..................$21.19 a gallon. $21.19 a gallon for WATER- and the buyers don't even know the source.[/.quote]

Where on earth do you buy your water?! That is outrageous. It's 99 cents for 20 oz at my eckerd..
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Old 02-18-2004, 10:25 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:37 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You can't simply multiply smaller portions to reach a gallon due to quantity discounts. A 64 oz of Gatorade costs $2.99 to total $5.98/gallon not the $10.17 that was listed. By that logic,

Milk 16oz.........$.75 $6.00 per gallon
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Old 02-18-2004, 12:41 PM   #19 (permalink)
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C'mon guys...you're putting way too much thought into this. It's a joke. It's in humor.
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:24 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Re: Think a gallon of gasoline is expensive?

Quote:
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EVIAN water...9oz. $1.49..................$21.19 a gallon. $21.19 a gallon for WATER- and the buyers don't even know the source.

So now do you think it's any coincidence that Evian is "naïve" spelled backwards???
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Peptol Bismol...4oz. $3.85...............$123.20 a gallon

Whiteout...7oz. $1.39.......................$25.42 a gallon

who has ever bought a container of whiteout that was larger than a bottle of Peptol Bismol............
the bottle of BIC Whiteout on my desk is 0.7 oz. so @ $1.39 per bottle that would be $254.17 thus being the most expencive.....
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:45 AM   #22 (permalink)
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this is supposed to be funny, gas is too expensive regardless of the comparisons...too bad cars to run on farts, then I'd be much more happy
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I think cars should run on blood. Think about it...we all have it....it's renewable....and it would only take about 50 people to fill the tank of your Hummer.
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Ah! How interesting!!
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Old 03-15-2004, 06:49 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Man, i pay $0.97 for a gallon of bottled water at Walmart. Who needs that designer stuff, water is water. And if a faucet is handy, i refill the empty gallon jug at truckstops for FREE.
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
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how about vanilla extract @ $588.54 a gallon (5oz for $22.99)

Watkins Vanilla extract

or printer ink @ $2703.32 a gallon (1.42oz for $29.99)

HP ink
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Old 03-16-2004, 12:37 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I thought that one of the biggest fuel problems in the US was that you pay too little for petrol. You do, as I understand, consume a lot more per fuel capita than the rest of the world.

How much do you pay, really, per litre? How does it compare to Australia, for example, which also has issues with long-distance transportation? How much is your government subsidising your 'gas' consumption? Do you have any reason to complain?

If anyone has some real figures, I'd be grateful as I'm not up to date.
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Old 03-16-2004, 02:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Yeah I think printer ink is, by weight or volume, the most valuable substance you can buy retail on earth. At least I heard that somewhere... which means theres a fairly good chance I'm wrong...
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