Origin of F*** and F*****
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Wanna know the origins of FUCK? FUCK: Originally formatted as F.U.C.K. It actually stands for Fornification Under Consense of the King. Back in the ole days, in order for a common people to have sex with their significant others, they must have a permission from the king. Hence F.U.C.K. was created and the form containing the approval of the king must be posted outside of the door while the couple are having sex and hence they know they are F.U.C.K.ing I know I know, its lame but that's just a warm up folks! Wanna know the origins of The Finger? The middle finger, the one you use to off your fellow driver...yep, that's the one. Back in the ole days, sometimes in the 15, 16th century when France and England were always at war. In the battle, one of the main advantage that the English army had over the French's caverly (sp?) meaning horse legion is something called long bow. Basically what the long bow were designed was to halt the advancing Frenchmen on horse from riding into the English army and slaughtering them. As a result, whenever the French captures men who were found holding a long bow weapon, had their middle finger cut out so they couldn't hold up a long bow anymore. (Try holding up a long stick like a shovel or rake without your middle finger and see if its easy). That enraged the English people and the next time they were in battle, the English stuck their finger at the French "Come and get my finger!" Have you asked your local government for permission to fornicate? |
I'm not really seeing the humor, but that doesn't matter.
Guess since I'm here I can have the honors. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.htm I don't mean to be a jerk about it though. excuse "I'm tired and I've spent way too much time preparing for midterms. Just swinging through to take a break." |
nice info
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Guess you kids don't get adult humour as much as I do...
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good ole snopes...
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that wasn't hilarious funny but it was educational funny!
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Good info lousy humour
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It's not really a joke, but a funny insight...
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thanks for the tutorial..but no humor here
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My instructor told me it means For Unawful Carnal Knowledge, whatever the fuck that means.
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