twilightfoix

A guy's walking along and sees a sign in a window that says, "$500 cash prize to anyone who can make my horse laugh." The guy goes in and asks to give it a try. He's in there 5 seconds and the horse just starts laughing out of control. The man walks out of the room and collects his $500. A year goes by and the same guy's walking by the same building, and there's a new sign in the window. And it said, "$500 cash prize to anyone who can make my horse cry." The guy walks in and asks to give it a try. He's in the room for 5 seconds and the horse just starts bawling. The man comes out of the room and collects his $500. The horse's owner walks up to the man and says, "That $1,000 that you've taken from me, tell me how you made the horse laugh and cry?" The guy responds, "Well a year ago i told the horse i had a bigger dick than him, and this year i showed him."

xim

hahaha good one

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Gortexfogg

Funny stuff!

Crack

NSFE? not safe for everyone? Elves? What does that mean?

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onetime2

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it.

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Destrox

lol great joke, confusing title.

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Amarth

old old old old. Btw, it's supposed to be a black guy.

Crack

It never said it wasen't a black guy, it could have been... why is it funnier if it's a black guy, because they have bigger dicks than white guys?

Oh, I see your point now... Yeah, it should have been a black guy! You dropped the ball on that one twilightfoix...

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