Horse joke (NSFE)
 

A guy's walking along and sees a sign in a window that says, "$500 cash prize to anyone who can make my horse laugh." The guy goes in and asks to give it a try. He's in there 5 seconds and the horse just starts laughing out of control. The man walks out of the room and collects his $500. A year goes by and the same guy's walking by the same building, and there's a new sign in the window. And it said, "$500 cash prize to anyone who can make my horse cry." The guy walks in and asks to give it a try. He's in the room for 5 seconds and the horse just starts bawling. The man comes out of the room and collects his $500. The horse's owner walks up to the man and says, "That $1,000 that you've taken from me, tell me how you made the horse laugh and cry?" The guy responds, "Well a year ago i told the horse i had a bigger dick than him, and this year i showed him."

hahaha good one

Funny stuff!

NSFE? not safe for everyone? Elves? What does that mean?

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it.

lol great joke, confusing title.

old old old old. Btw, it's supposed to be a black guy.

It never said it wasen't a black guy, it could have been... why is it funnier if it's a black guy, because they have bigger dicks than white guys?

Oh, I see your point now... Yeah, it should have been a black guy! You dropped the ball on that one twilightfoix...