I Was Harassed!
 

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the
passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady
stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually
harassed!"

The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would
check into it soon.

Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a
second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe
I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had
remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see
if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the
seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help
you?"

The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost
my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but
they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"

:eek: :hmm: Gross. That's just wrong.

...Eww...

ooooh man........yuck

HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH BABY

I liked it!!!

That's awful.

I like it.

Ohh, hilarious stuff!

That's just wrong

Time to go get a toupee and lose it on a college cheerleader bus.

That was B-E-A utiful; I'm still wiping the tears away