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prb · 01-30-2004, 11:22 AM

George W. Bush was out jogging when he spotted a little boy sitting on a front lawn with a cardboard box in front of him. Curious, Bush paused in his jogging and asked the little boy what he had in the box.

"Kittens," said the boy.
"What kind of kittens?"
"Republican kittens," came the reply. The little boy opened the box for Bush and it contained a half-dozen young kittens.

Several days later Bush was jogging through the same neighborhood, this time with Colin Powell. Bush spotted the little boy again with his cardboard box.

"C'mere Colin," said Bush, "I want you to see something cute."

"Remember me?" Bush asked the boy.
"Yes."
"Tell my friend here what you have in your box."
"Kittens."
"What kind of kittens?"
"Democrat kittens," replied the boy.
"Democrat kittens?" said a surprised GWB, "You told me a few days ago they were Republican kittens. Why the change?"
The little boy answered, "Their eyes have opened now."

Eviltree · 01-31-2004, 06:26 PM

not bad

lucidity · 02-01-2004, 07:29 AM

Cute. *g*

Keg-o-Grog · 02-01-2004, 08:22 AM

cute one

TerresqueÜ · 02-01-2004, 01:26 PM

Heh, clever.

mystmarimatt · 02-01-2004, 06:49 PM

Haha...ouch

fizzledorf · 02-03-2004, 10:52 AM

nice one

Jadey · 02-03-2004, 11:54 AM

Haha. That was good.

dragon2fire · 02-03-2004, 02:05 PM

hehe i love that

this one gets saved

stash · 02-03-2004, 06:09 PM

glytch · 02-04-2004, 04:56 PM

Nice one!

Bigt6909 · 02-04-2004, 06:23 PM

lol... that was a damn good one

xim · 02-07-2004, 08:30 AM

funny

but face it, democrats are just as much a band of filthy liars and rotten scoundrels as republicans.

but alas no other party could EVER make it into office because we are a nation of SHEEP. SHEEP I SAY!!!

cant argue with the evidence

sorry about being so serious

Sensei · 02-07-2004, 06:49 PM

That's definetly going into my AOL profile

Warf Rat · 02-10-2004, 09:03 AM

Three young boys were out fishing on the Patomac River, when one boy hooked into something very big. The boy with the help of his friends pulled and pulled until they got the object close to the boat. They managed to get it in the boat and to everyones suprise it was President Clinton.
The President was so greatful to have been rescued he promised the boys anything they wanted.
The first boy requested admission to West Piont.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The second boy requested admission to Annapolis.
Clinton said, no problem, consider it done.
The third boy requested to be burried at Arlington National Cemmetary.
Clinton said he could make that happen, but he was confused. He asked the young man why he thought about his death, considering how young he was.
The boy replied "when my father finds out who I pulled out of the river, he's going to kill me"

01-30-2004, 11:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
prb Psycho	Republican Kittens George W. Bush was out jogging when he spotted a little boy sitting on a front lawn with a cardboard box in front of him. Curious, Bush paused in his jogging and asked the little boy what he had in the box. "Kittens," said the boy. "What kind of kittens?" "Republican kittens," came the reply. The little boy opened the box for Bush and it contained a half-dozen young kittens. Several days later Bush was jogging through the same neighborhood, this time with Colin Powell. Bush spotted the little boy again with his cardboard box. "C'mere Colin," said Bush, "I want you to see something cute." "Remember me?" Bush asked the boy. "Yes." "Tell my friend here what you have in your box." "Kittens." "What kind of kittens?" "Democrat kittens," replied the boy. "Democrat kittens?" said a surprised GWB, "You told me a few days ago they were Republican kittens. Why the change?" The little boy answered, "Their eyes have opened now."

02-01-2004, 08:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	cute one __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

02-01-2004, 01:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Heh, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

02-01-2004, 06:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	Haha...ouch __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

02-04-2004, 04:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
glytch I am not permanent. Location: Tennessee	Nice one! __________________ If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

01-31-2004, 06:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	not bad

02-01-2004, 07:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
lucidity Crazy Location: ...the space between what's wrong and right...	Cute. g

02-03-2004, 10:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	nice one

02-03-2004, 11:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Haha. That was good.

02-03-2004, 02:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	hehe i love that this one gets saved

02-04-2004, 06:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bigt6909 Crazy Location: Michigan	lol... that was a damn good one __________________ Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. --Homer Simpson

02-07-2004, 08:30 AM	#13 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	funny but face it, democrats are just as much a band of filthy liars and rotten scoundrels as republicans. but alas no other party could EVER make it into office because we are a nation of SHEEP. SHEEP I SAY!!! cant argue with the evidence sorry about being so serious __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-07-2004, 06:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sensei Black Belt in Slacking Off Location: Portland Or-ah-gun	That's definetly going into my AOL profile __________________ Slacking off with style since 1981.

02-10-2004, 09:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
Warf Rat Psycho Location: Philadelphia	Three young boys were out fishing on the Patomac River, when one boy hooked into something very big. The boy with the help of his friends pulled and pulled until they got the object close to the boat. They managed to get it in the boat and to everyones suprise it was President Clinton. The President was so greatful to have been rescued he promised the boys anything they wanted. The first boy requested admission to West Piont. Clinton said, no problem, consider it done. The second boy requested admission to Annapolis. Clinton said, no problem, consider it done. The third boy requested to be burried at Arlington National Cemmetary. Clinton said he could make that happen, but he was confused. He asked the young man why he thought about his death, considering how young he was. The boy replied "when my father finds out who I pulled out of the river, he's going to kill me" __________________ A day late, and a dollar short.

02-03-2004, 06:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
stash Upright	nice