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TerresqueÜ · 01-24-2004, 02:15 PM

A guy goes out on a date with a girl. He takes her to dinner and a movie. Then he takes her home and starts fucking her in the ass.

The girl complains "Isn't anal sex on the first date a bit presumptuous?"

The guy responds "Isn't presumtuous a pretty big word for an 12 year old?"

Boo · 01-24-2004, 05:38 PM

woof woof

Shpoop · 01-24-2004, 09:50 PM

nice!
short, sweet and sick! just the way i like em!

crackpot · 01-24-2004, 11:01 PM

Yow! Good one, thanks.

da^cheat · 01-25-2004, 05:49 AM

lolz...... bit yuck if that guy is old... but still funny

ebeye · 01-25-2004, 06:11 AM

I feel dirty, but damn I can't help but laugh!

White Cluster · 01-25-2004, 03:26 PM

hahaha......hilarious

Dixie_Wrekked · 01-25-2004, 03:50 PM

well now i have a new joke to tell at work

mbchills · 01-25-2004, 05:45 PM

LOL tahts just wrong, but funny

i like it

diddagirl · 01-26-2004, 12:14 AM

lol.....quite gross, but still funny.

monody · 01-26-2004, 10:32 AM

bah dum dum ching

datroyenschwart · 02-04-2004, 10:49 PM

In the words of Jimbo Kern (South Park):

"Ho ho ho, that's disgusting! Now you see Stan, that's a dirty little bastard!"

...and yes I laughed my ass off.

loganmule · 02-08-2004, 09:16 AM

this made me laugh, but for some reason I feel guilty...still funny though

twilightfoix · 02-08-2004, 08:53 PM

i'm going to remember that one. Big for a 12 year old, damn that's good.

MexicanOnABike · 02-09-2004, 01:28 PM

fuckin'A

bt8624 · 02-09-2004, 06:46 PM

lol...nice

01-24-2004, 02:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Big words A guy goes out on a date with a girl. He takes her to dinner and a movie. Then he takes her home and starts fucking her in the ass. The girl complains "Isn't anal sex on the first date a bit presumptuous?" The guy responds "Isn't presumtuous a pretty big word for an 12 year old?" __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

01-24-2004, 05:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Boo Leave me alone! Location: Alaska, USA	woof woof __________________ Back button again, I must be getting old.

01-25-2004, 06:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
ebeye Tilted Location: South Korea	I feel dirty, but damn I can't help but laugh! __________________ "I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith - it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe." - Jubal Harshaw in Stranger in a Strange Land

01-25-2004, 05:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
mbchills Insane Location: NJ	LOL tahts just wrong, but funny i like it __________________ rawr.

01-26-2004, 12:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	lol.....quite gross, but still funny. __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

01-24-2004, 09:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	nice! short, sweet and sick! just the way i like em!

01-24-2004, 11:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Yow! Good one, thanks.

01-25-2004, 05:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
da^cheat Upright	lolz...... bit yuck if that guy is old... but still funny

01-25-2004, 03:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
White Cluster Addict	hahaha......hilarious

01-25-2004, 03:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dixie_Wrekked Banned Location: Bryan, Tx	well now i have a new joke to tell at work

01-26-2004, 10:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
monody Tilted Location: with the dust bunnies	bah dum dum ching __________________ Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to explain the curious attractiveness of others. -Oscar Wilde.

02-04-2004, 10:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	In the words of Jimbo Kern (South Park): "Ho ho ho, that's disgusting! Now you see Stan, that's a dirty little bastard!" ...and yes I laughed my ass off. __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

02-08-2004, 09:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	this made me laugh, but for some reason I feel guilty...still funny though

02-08-2004, 08:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
twilightfoix Insane Location: in the clouds ;)	i'm going to remember that one. Big for a 12 year old, damn that's good.

02-09-2004, 01:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	fuckin'A __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

02-09-2004, 06:46 PM	#16 (permalink)
bt8624 Upright	lol...nice