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Old 02-08-2004, 09:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Four engineers were travelling by car to a seminar, when unfortunately, the vehicle broke down. The chemical engineer said, "Obviously, some constituent of the fuel has caused this failure to occur." The mechanical engineer replied, "I disagree, I would surmise that an engine component has suffered a catastrophic structural failure." The electrical engineer also had a theory: "I believe an electrical component has ceased to function, thereby causing an ignition malfunction." The software engineer thought for some time. When at last he spoke he said, "What would happen if we all got out and then got back in again?"
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Old 02-08-2004, 09:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think this might be a repost...

Last time I believe the software engineer said something to the extent of "If we close all the windows, turn off the car, turn it on again, and reopen all the windows, it should work."

Still funny though =P
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Old 02-08-2004, 09:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I read a similar variation of this joke somewhere else. Both variations are funny.
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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\yeah pretty funny
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Old 02-08-2004, 10:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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As a former Software Quality Assurance Engineer... I can say that an SQA engineer would say "I think there is something wrong with the car".
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Old 02-08-2004, 08:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what? i don't know why but it makes me laugh
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thats pretty good
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Old 02-09-2004, 09:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Brilliant. Just... brilliant.
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