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Oprah Winfrey virus--Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T virus--Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus--Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus--Terminates and stays resident.
It'll be back.
Viagra virus--Expands your hard drive, while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
Politically correct virus--Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Pro-life virus--Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counsellor about possible alternatives.
Texas virus--Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus--Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus--You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Nike virus--Just does it.
Star trek virus--Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health care virus--Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
::NOTE::-- Use your virus scan, dont let any of these viruses infect your PC!

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bt8624

lmao....man these are great the PC and health care killed me!