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02-05-2004, 03:19 PM
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Death Leprechaun
Location: College Station, TX
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Funny coworker quote
So i was chatting with a female coworker and we were looking at pictures of dachshunds online. we come across a picture of a dachshund puppy and she says "aw I love the little weiners"
at this point I'm cracking up and poking fun at her. We continued to browse through pictures and came across one where a lot of dachshund owners were walking around carrying or walking their dogs around an event center or something. She says "ooh look a weiner-fest, i wanna go to one" at this point i had to wipe off the Dr. Pepper that had sprayed all over the monitor. true story, just happened, I hope you can get a chuckle out of that. |
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02-05-2004, 03:49 PM
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Go faster!
Location: Wisconsin
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Oh...my...goodness! That is just too funny! Some people are just to naive to realize what they're talking about! Please telling me she knew what she was saying!
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02-05-2004, 03:56 PM
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Death Leprechaun
Location: College Station, TX
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she had no idea, i basically had to call her out on it before she realized what she was saying. Luckily she used to have a crush on me about 3 years ago and we've become great friends since then so she wouldnt turn me in for sexual harrassment in the workplace
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02-05-2004, 09:36 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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sounds like something I saw at work today. saw a piece of scrap cardboard box with this written all over it:
NEW! No Pumping! Just pull and spray! no other writing (or pictures) to identify the product.
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02-06-2004, 12:06 PM
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Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Good story, this stuff happens all the time, you might as well enjoy it.
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02-09-2004, 07:07 PM
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Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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Yeah you should have busted out your best witticism and said something like "OH I GOT YOUR WEINER RIGHT HERE!"...
just a suggestion...
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